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`The word of the day is legs. Let`s go back to my place and spread the word...`
`Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?`
`I like every bone in your body especially mine... `
`My face is leaving in 15 minutes be on it...`
`Why don`t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?`
`I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock...`
`Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them?`
`When does your centerfold come out?`
`So do ya wanna see something really swell?`
`Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get...`
`You`re like Pringles once I pop you, I can`t stop you...`
`You have great legs, what time do they open?`
`If you were a car door, I would slam you all night long...`
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