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Nymphomaniac
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Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took Her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times she was screaming for more. After the `eighth` time Jon told Her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out he stopped in the men`s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic that he couldn`t find "it." After a couple of minutes "fishing around" he finally said, "Look, it`s ok. She`s not here!"
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