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Monkey blowjob
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This is a secret that Joe once told me...
About a year ago Joe wanted to go to south California, and because of lack of means he decided to hitch hike. So, Joe is walking along side the road for about three hours and the sun is blazing down on him and he starts to think "why did I choose to do this, this sucks ass".
Just after that thought, a truck pulled up in front of him.
Joe ran up to the cab, popped open the door and said. "Hey, how far south you headed?"
The trucker answered, "Just about another five hundred miles, do you want to ride with me?"
Of course Joe was like hell yeah, so he hopped up in the cab. The trucker starts pulling back onto the road and Joe puts his seat belt on.
Then Joe notices this strange little monkey sitting on the seat between him and the driver. He thought it was a little strange for a trucker to have a pet monkey, but didn`t question the trucker. About twenty miles down the road from where Joe was picked up the trucker finally started a conversation with him.
Trucker says, "Hey, you wanna see something cool?"
Joe replies, "yeah, sure".
SMACK!, the trucker wacked the monkey upside the head. The monkey jumped up, crawled on the truckers lap, unzipped his pants and starting sucking him off. The trucker got off and was done so the monkey sat back down between him and Joe.
The trucker turns to Joe, "Hey ya wanna give that a try?"
Joe replies, "Yeah, but you won`t have to hit me as hard!"
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