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Midgets get hookers
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Two midgets split a lottery ticket and end up winning the jackpot.
To celebrate, they get two hookers and adjoining motel rooms.
That night, the first midget sits on the bed, staring at the girl, but he has no idea of what to say or do.
The situation gets worse by the sounds he hears coming from next door: "Unh! Oh! Unh! Oh!
The next morning, the first midget walks dejectedly to breakfast. "Last night was terrible," he admits to his friend. "I didn`t know what to say to the hooker."
"You think that`s bad." the second one says, "I couldn`t even get up on the bed!"
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Edited by calamjo
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