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Married life
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How life is when you?re married Letter from the husband to the wife Dear wife: Due to the fact that talking to you is impossible (because you never shut up) I have taken the liberty to inform you, through this letter, some things that have made me feel unconfortable During the past year I have tried to make love to you 315 times. I only had you 36 times, that means, once every ten days. The following is a list of why I failed: 1- ?We are going to wake the kids up? ??12 2- ?It`s too early? ??17 3- ?I?m too tired? ??33 4- "It`s too late"??11 5- "It`s too hot"??18 6- You faked that you were asleep??39 7- "It`s too cold"??22 8- "My head hurts"??27 9- "I don`t feel good"??8 10- "you haven`t take a shower"??5 11- "I got my period"??12 The 36 times that I had you weren`t really satifactory for me, because : 6 times you were just lying there 4 times you asked me to hurry up coming 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you that I was done and you scared me because after that you were breathing really fast I`ll be waiting in a response from you love Your husband letter from the wife to the husband Dear husband: Now you have pissed me off, here`s the reasons of why you didn`t get me all those times: 1- Coming back home drunk14 2- Not coming back home30 3- It wasn`t hard enough16 4- It didn`t got hard at all34 5- It only got a little bit hard25 6- It got hurt with the zipper13 7- You had a cold and a nasty runny nose7 8- You tried to stuck it in my ass thinking 9 that it was my pussy (yeah right)12 9- You got yourself off after reading a porno magazine5 And about the times that "I was just lying there", the only reason I was like that was because you were doing the sheets and you looked so excited that I didn`t wanted to ruin your moment And that time when I got up breathing really fast, well ? while you were doing your "so passionate" moves ? you farted and I couldn`t breath so I hope that now that you know all this ? get the answers you`ve been looking for "DEAR" love Your wife
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