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Married life
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How life is when you?re married
Letter from the husband to the wife
Dear wife:
Due to the fact that talking to you is impossible (because you never shut up)
I have taken the liberty to inform you, through this letter, some things that
have made me feel unconfortable
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 315 times.
I only had you 36 times, that means, once every ten days. The following is a list
of why I failed:
1- ?We are going to wake the kids up? ??12
2- ?It`s too early? ??17
3- ?I?m too tired? ??33
4- "It`s too late"??11
5- "It`s too hot"??18
6- You faked that you were asleep??39
7- "It`s too cold"??22
8- "My head hurts"??27
9- "I don`t feel good"??8
10- "you haven`t take a shower"??5
11- "I got my period"??12
The 36 times that I had you weren`t really satifactory for me, because :
6 times you were just lying there
4 times you asked me to hurry up coming
7 times I had to wake you up to tell you that I was done and you scared me
because after that you were breathing really fast
I`ll be waiting in a response from you
love
Your husband
letter from the wife to the husband
Dear husband:
Now you have pissed me off, here`s the reasons of why you didn`t get me all
those times:
1- Coming back home drunk14
2- Not coming back home30
3- It wasn`t hard enough16
4- It didn`t got hard at all34
5- It only got a little bit hard25
6- It got hurt with the zipper13
7- You had a cold and a nasty runny nose7
8- You tried to stuck it in my ass thinking 9
that it was my pussy (yeah right)12
9- You got yourself off after reading a porno magazine5
And about the times that "I was just lying there", the only reason I was like that
was because you were doing the sheets and you looked so excited that I didn`t
wanted to ruin your moment
And that time when I got up breathing really fast, well ? while you were
doing your "so passionate" moves ? you farted and I couldn`t breath so
I hope that now that you know all this ? get the answers you`ve been looking for "DEAR"
love
Your wife
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