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Once upon a time. Little Red Riding Hood`s mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket.
One summer day while on the way to her grandmothers house, a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled "I`m going to fuck your brains out!"
Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied: "Oh no you`re not, you`re going to eat me like the story says."

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