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Idiot one liners
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Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here`s how... An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Doesn`t have all His dogs on one leash. Doesn`t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn`t go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay His brain bill. His belt doesn`t go through all the loops. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Missing a few buttons on His remote control. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Surfing in Nebraska. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. A few peas short of a casserole. The cheese slid off His cracker. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Couldn`t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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