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Idiot one liners
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Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here`s how...
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Doesn`t have all His dogs on one leash.
Doesn`t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn`t go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay His brain bill.
His belt doesn`t go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on His remote control.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Surfing in Nebraska.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
The cheese slid off His cracker.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn`t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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