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I need it!
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I know I haven't known you for a very long time, and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I need it badly.
I haven't had it for a very long time. I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs, and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now I have a lot of nerve, but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until its very dry.
It has been on my mind all day and I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore. So..
Can i have a piece of chewing gum?
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