|
|
|
Hickory dickory dock
Adult jokes
Rating : 5.47, 15 votes.
Reviews : 5 [add review]
A girl is complaining about the size of her breasts to her girl friend. She said, "I know I many be shallow, but they`re so small. I just can`t stand them!"
Her girl friend replied, "Look, don`t get an operation or anything like that. I had the same problem and I went to Dr. Michaels and he helped me a lot. Make an appointment."
"You do look good. OK, I`ll do it."
She makes the appointment and after the examination Dr. Michaels said, "Look all you need is an exercise program and the improvement will be amazing.
Here`s what you do. Stick your chest out and bring it back in. Do that for ten minutes every day.
To help you with the rhythm, do it in time with this poem, Mary had a little lamb, his fleece was white as snow. If I do this everyday, my breasts are sure to grow.
She did her exercise faithfully everyday, until one day when she forgot. She was on the bus going to work when she remembered that she hadn`t done them that morning.
She looked around, and very gently stuck her chest out and back and quietly said, Mary had a little lamb his fleece was white as snow. If I do this everyday, my breasts are sure to grow.
She was startled when a fellow came up and said, "Hey, you go to Dr. Michaels, don`t you?"
"Why yes," she said, "but how did you know that?"
He stood up and began gyrating his hips while reciting, Hickory dickory dock....
Rating : 5.47, 15 votes.
Reviews : 5 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Adult jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 5, Rating : 5.47, 15 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Sit down and give your mind a rest... Read this joke...
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
The little camel went to His mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?" She looked on him lovi... Read this joke...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Computer novices may feel like they`re alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM`s help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff