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Hey masturbater
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Hey Masturbater
(To The Tune Of Macarena)
Sitting in my house and I know that I`m alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona,
Go and grab a Penthouse it`s the one with Sharon Stona,
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and it`s feeling kind of nicea,
Once is not enough so I have to do it twicea,
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea,
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana,
Never shake my hand cos you don`t know where its beena,
Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I`m driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meata,
I can`t get out the car cos I`m sticking to the seata,
Hey Masturbata!!
Since I was a kid I have been a mastubater,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata,
I`ve looked at Miss November, now I`m gonna decorata,
Hey Masturbata!!
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