Half sisters
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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, George`s dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother George. She and I have been married 30 years. She`s a wonderful wife and mother but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom so ... I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister and I`m afraid you can`t marry her."
George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Mom, Dad ... Dianne said yes! We`re getting married in June."
Again His father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I`m awfully sorry about this."
George was livid! He finally decided to go to His mother with the news His father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I`m never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Ha Haa," His mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don`t pay any attention to what he says, you can marry either of those girls.?
?But Mum that?s sick, it?s incest.?
?No? no? dear, it?s Ok, because he`s not really your father."
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