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Goodnight kiss
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to Her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who`s gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there`s nobody around, they`re all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It`s just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can`t!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can`t"
Him: "I beg you... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl`s sister shows up in Her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he`ll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.."
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