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A man steps up for a tee shot with a row of trees out of bounds on the right side.
He slices it wildly and it heads off in the direction of the trees. He reloads and forgets about the ball.
About 15 minutes later, a highway patrolman approaches him. "This your ball?" asks the policeman.
"Yes, I think it is," says the golfer.
"Well," says the officer, "it went over the trees and through the window of a house. It hit a cat, and the cat ran out the front door. A school bus was driving by at the time and the driver, while trying to avoid the cat, hit a tree. The bus exploded into flames and there were no survivors."
"Oh, God," says the golfer. "Is there anything I can do?"
The policeman replies, "Well, you might try keeping your left arm a little straighter and start your downswing with your hips."
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