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Fill the apartment
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A proper English gentleman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with Her for $500. So they did.
Before he left, he told the girl that he didn`t have any cash with him, but that he would have His secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment `Rent for Apartment`.
On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had His secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note:
Dear Madam, Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It bad never been occupied;
2.There was plenty of heat; and
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it bad been previously occupied, that there wasn`t any heat and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following letter.
Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don`t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.
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