|
|
|
Energizer bunny dies
Adult jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
News Flash :
Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put the bunny`s batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Adult jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away... Read this joke...
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie`s lamp... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, as meteoric dust settles on it... Read this joke...
The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it`s so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?A brunette with bad breath!Submitted... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff