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Encouragement
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A 75-year-old tycoon and his 22-year-old bride were on their way from the wedding reception to the honeymoon suite at the Plaza. Suddenly he had a tremendous heart attack.
Paramedics laboured furiously over his frail body as the ambulance rushed across town.
The tycoon's pulse remained feeble and erratic, however, one of the medics turned to the young bride.
"How about giving your husband a few words of encouragement? I think he could use them," he suggested.
"Okay," she agreed with a shrug, leaning toward the stretcher.
"Honey, I hope you perk up real fast. I want to have sex so bad I'm ready to hop on one of these cute guys in white."
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