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Back in the Good Old Days, when Dudley Fudpucker was whooping it up in college, he was standing at a bar one evening, when a lady of enticing appearance approached him and suggested that they have a drink.
Dudley said, "Well, I`m no John D. Rockefeller, but I`ll buy."
After developing a slight buzz, she suggested a dance.
Dudley smiled and said, "I`m no Fred Astaire, but I`ll give it a whirl."
Later, she suggested that they go up to her room. "I`m no Cary Grant," replied Dudley, "but I`ll follow you up there." They leave and go to the lady`s apartment. They have another drink, then do what had been on their minds all evening, anyway.
Afterward, the lady says, "What about some money?"
Dudley shot back, "Well, I`m no gigolo, but I`ll take it!"
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