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Dirty poem contest
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Rating : 9.25, 4 votes.
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A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I`m really hungry and thirsty too.
It was freakin` freezing in the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink.
After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.
They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can`t pee in mine."
So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you`ll never know the depth of mine."
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