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Damn he can drive!
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This guy is on the street corner spitting and cussing.
A little old lady goes and gets a cop, telling him there is a guy spitting and cussing.
Sure enough when the cop come up to the guy he spits and says, "Damn, that guy can drive a car."
The cop tells him to stop spitting and cussing. And then asks him what the problem is.
The man again spits and says, "Damn, that guy can drive a car."
The cops again tells him not to spit and cuss and asks him what the problem is.
The man replies, "I was thumbing a ride when this guy stops and picked me up. He takes off at 100 miles an hour, and I am scared to death.
"As we entered town the guy slows down to about 60 miles per hour and skids into a alley where again he picks up speed.
"Right in front of us are two 18 wheelers parked on either side of the alley with only 4 feet between them.
"I screamed out `We are going to die!`
"Then right before we were going to crash I looked over and told the guy, `If you get us out of this I will suck your dick!`"
Again he spits and tells the cop, "Damn, that guy can drive a car."
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