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Morris, a 90-year-old man, lives in a retirement home and gets a weekend pass.
He stops at his favorite bar and orders a drink.
He notices a 70-year-old woman at the other end of the
bar and he tells the bartender to buy the lovely lady a drink.
As the evening progresses, Morris joins the lady and they eventually go to Her apartment, where they get it on.
Two days later, the old man notices he is developing a "drip," and he heads for the rest-home doctor.
After careful examination, the doctor asks the old man if he has engaged in sex recently.
The old man says, "Sure did!"
The doctor then asks if he could remember who the woman is and where she lives.
"Yes, but why?"
"Well you?d better get over there. .. you?re about to come."
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