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Clever midget
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Rating : 5.75, 4 votes.
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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn`t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man`s balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I`ll jump off the ladder!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
Rating : 5.75, 4 votes.
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