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A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size.
He has an extremely small penis and doesn`t want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.
One night when him and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small dick, and shoves it into her hand.
He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don`t smoke."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci

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