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Chicken farmer
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A woman walks into her accountant`s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I`ll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I`m a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let`s try to rephrase that."
"Ok, I`m a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I`m a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.
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