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The tired doctor was awakened by a telephone call in the middle of the night.
"Please come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.
"You don?t have to come after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."
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