Best shag in ny
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A guy walks in to a New York bar and latches on to a gorgeous looking girl who turns out to be a hooker.
After they have chatted for a while he asks her how much she charges.
"Well, honey, you`re a good looking guy, so I`ll give you a hand job for $500"
The guy is taken back by this offer, "How come it`s so expensive?"
"Honey" she says, "See that Rolls Royce parked outside, that`s mine, bought from the proceeds of hand jobs, I`m the best there is".
The next day the guy is back in the bar to see her.
"God, he says you were good, I`ve been thinking about you all night and got to know, how much for a blow job?"
"As you`re a good customer I`ll do you for $2000 as a special offer"
"$2000, how good are you?"
"Look out of the window at that tower block, I bought that on the proceeds of giving the best blow jobs in New York"
The guy had to have her and boy was it good!
A few days later he is back after getting a big bonus from work.
"How much to have full sex with you?, I just have too have you, name your price!"
"Honey, look out that window, you see that Island out there?" (She is pointing at Staten Island)
"Don`t tell me" says the guy, "You bought that on the proceeds of being the best shag in New York".
"No, but if I`d been born a woman I would have!"
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