Mexican marijuana crop washed out from hurricane stan flooding
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Many Marijuana Pot Smokers are quite worried that the increase in prices will hurt their healthy pot smoking habit. This just after the FBI indicated they would hire people who had smoked pot. Pot smokers and marijuana lovers are concerned that the Mexican Marijuana Crop was literally washed out from Hurricane Stan Flooding; but now it is even worse as the Yucatan Peninsula’s pot and marijuana crop will take a huge hit and is likely not to recover for at least a year. So the damage of Super Cat Five Hurricane Wilma maybe much worse than thought and will effect much more than ever expected, it will be catastrophic.
This will effect supply and demand, as much of the American smoked Marijuana comes from Mexico and is smuggled to Washington DC where most all of the Politicians are buying it. Obviously I mean look at the laws these morons are passing these days; they must all be on drugs. One law, which was proposed by a junior Senator, was a price control on munchies and various junk food items.
In the District of Columbia they had even considered eminent domain on a Historic Monument and Building for a 15,000 pie per hour Super Dominos Pizza Franchise Outlet. But some other notable legislation is also proposed by the Junior Senator; to develop laser weapons in space to take out Super Hurricanes when they are on a direct path towards known drug crop areas in Central America, Caribbean and Mexico, while allowing the other storms to hit the United States.
He was condemned by Mothers Against Pot Smokers for His introduction of this bill, but he felt it was justified, due to the droughts and need for the Hurricanes to bring us lots of water and help His buddies who own construction companies. He said “Dude, I am just looking out for my constituency and keeping the surf up; what’s wrong with that bro?”
Hurricane Wilma wiped out much more of the Mexican Marijuana Crop than did Hurricane Stan had washed out. This is troubling to all of our Congressmen and Senators who are obviously smoking something. And that’s a wrap. Think on it.
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