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If only I could be an earthworm
Category : Funny stories
Maureen Dowd was on Imus the other morning plugging her new book, “Are Men Necessary”; a book I plan to buy so I can get some slightly demented insight into the mind of a troubled woman...
Rating : 1.22, 22 votes.
Reviews : 7
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Milk goats - know thy enemy
Category : Funny stories
Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to survive goat milking...
Rating : 6.00, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Hoop dream
Category : Funny stories
Last night I had a dream where I was doing stand-up comedy in a gym, which in itself is pretty funny, except that my first joke completely bombed...
Rating : 2.67, 3 votes.
Reviews : 1
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Walls r us
Category : Funny stories
Yesterday I had the pleasure of speaking at Rutgers University in front of around 150 high school students, which was a lot better than speaking behind them...
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Clothesline fresh country myth breaker #17
Category : Funny stories
Clothesline fresh, country fresh scent, smells like a country garden, those of us from the city have all seen our share of country clad laundry soap commercials...
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Sit back and remember
Category : Funny stories
Why is it, that any holiday, time off, or event, someone is sick? Do they plan it that way? I was sitting today, pondering, reminissing, and it came to my attention that every function I have ever attended had at least one of my family members sitting with the sniffles...
Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Driving distractions: do you need cream and sugar?
Category : Funny stories
Early one morning last week while sitting at a traffic light, I watched a man eating a bowl of cereal...
Rating : 4.33, 24 votes.
Reviews : 20
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Smart farmer
Category : Funny stories
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway...
Rating : 8.33, 3 votes.
Reviews : 1
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Interview repartees
Category : Funny stories
NOT only does our technical knowledge help, but also presence of mind and the right answer at the right time...
Rating : 4.33, 3 votes.
Reviews : 2
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How to spot a fib
Category : Funny stories
One afternoon, Joe went outside and found Gary standing on the roof of the garage...
Rating : 3.50, 2 votes.
Reviews : 1
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What are you in for?
Category : Funny stories
First off, I would like to say that our society should do a lot more than it does about making people aware of the consequences of their actions...
Rating : 3.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Ufo: I practice levitation
Category : Funny stories
A couple of weeks ago I was watching Washington play the Eagles...
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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The fruit caper
Category : Funny stories
Back in the days of my childhood, we lived in a richly competitive family...
Rating : 3.50, 2 votes.
Reviews : 1
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Learning precision
Category : Funny stories
One of my first lessons in precision occurred at the home of my best friend when we were children...
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Who are they trying to fool?
Category : Funny stories
I recently saw a bank commercial on television that was staged in a coffee shop...
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Bv chronicles - part i
Category : Funny stories
Back in ancient times, oh say about 10 BV (Before Video games,) when a kid had nothing to do on a summer day, things got pretty difficult...
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Bat ejection techniques country survival course #27
Category : Funny stories
People lie! They lie about the bliss of rural relocation...
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Singing the blues - you know it dont come easy
Category : Funny stories
I once had a slightly tipsy singer approach me at a show and ask in all seriousness how I could possibly be such an accomplished Blues singer since I have never been an alcoholic and had never taken drugs...
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
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View from the stage: six pounds tall!
Category : Funny stories
The other day I was "putzing" around in the garage when Andrew, (my "little guy") approached...
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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Spare change
Category : Funny stories
It was a beautiful summer day, so the man decided he would take a leisurely walk into town...
Rating : 1.50, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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