Funniest Letters to God from Children

Dear God,

Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Lucy (age 6)

Dear God,

Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or is that an accident?

Norma (age 4)

Dear God,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now?

Jane (age 5)

Dear God,

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?

Paul (age 7)

Dear God,

I am American. What are you?

Dylan (age 6)

Dear God,

I want to be just like Daddy when I grow up but not with so much hair.

Ronan (age 5)

Dear God,

I bet it's hard for you to love everyone in the world. I have four people in my family and I can't do it.

Mike (age 6)

Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother but I asked for a puppy.

Raoul (age 4)

Dear God,

If you watch in Church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.

Jennifer (age 5)

Dear God,

If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Jennifer coz I hate her.

Amanda (age 6)

Dear God,

Please send Dennis to a different camp this year. Please. Please.

Peter (age 7)

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