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Today I met the woman I'm going to marry. How do I know this? Upon arrival into my friend's apartment, she was circling the room saying, "I need to stop mindlessly wandering into the kitchen, I always walk out with food in my hands. Oh well, at least I know where I belong."
You might be a nurse if:? When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows... Read this joke...