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Assignment


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One day, a kid had an assignment. The kid didn't know the answers so he ask at his father what's the answer at number 1. But his father became angry and shouted "Quiet!". The kid writes it down at his paper. Next, he goes to his mother. His mother is praying quietly and says "Hail Mary Full Of Grace The Lord Is With You". He writes it down then at number 3, he asked at his sister. His sister is cleaning and singing "at the trash, at the trash". He writes it down then ask at his aunt. His aunt is reading a love story. She says "Because I love You". He write it down again and asks at his brother about the answer of number 5. His brother is reading Douglas Mcarthur's biography. He says "I Shall Return". He writes it down and go to school. His teacher says "Whats the answer at number 1". He raises his hand and shouted "Quiet!". What have you done, pray for that. "Hail Mary Full Of Grace The Lord Is With You". Where did you get that? "at the trash, at the trash". Why do you do this to your teacher? "Because I Love You". I'll let you go to the principal's office. "I Shall Return"

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