A french teachers memories: boys are not born in cabbage fields

One morning, I arrived at the school, singing, like usual, when a mother suddenly appeared and asked me:

- Is it you who teach my son French and Latin?

I knew neither who she was, nor, consequently, who Her son was. Completely unaware of what I was going to trigger, I answered quietly:

- I don`t know.

- What? You even don`t know who your pupils are? And they entrust you with the education of our children! (As she began shouting, a crowd gathered.) Believe me, I will make a report on you. Consider yourself fired. And, and ... and...

She thought she had the keys of hell and could throw me into it.

I was waiting for the moment she would be short of cartridges (or short of breathe). It came.

- Excuse-me, Madame, but which teacher do you want to talk to?

Her jaw fell open. As I had hoped, she contemplated no longer that I could be the teacher she wanted to tell off, though it was an eventuality. She turned on Her heel and walked away.

I still don`t know who she was; she never attended a staff meeting with parents participating. Alas! I needed a gardener.

Gabrielle Guichard is a French teacher who helps you to learn French online.

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