Courteous scorned girlfriend calls 911 before getting all stabby and running over her boyfriend [Flo WESH Orlando... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:01:03





Ten-year-old crossing guard saves kindergartner from cell-phone talking pickup driver, still has to Toledo Blade... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:01:02





"Police remained on the scene long after the fire was put out" [Obvious] Chicago Tribune... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:01:01





Pig learns how to herd sheep. That'll do [Sappy] Daily Mail... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:01:00





Jack Cafferty tells other parents to keep their kids off of his lawn [Amusing] CNN... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:59





Dear resident, your husband just banged a hooker. Have a nice day, The Police [Weird] 9 News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:58





Parents take responsibility for their daughter's suicide after she was taunted for 'sexting& Cincinnati Enquirer... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:57





Air Force C-17 crashes in Texas in desperate attempt to complete Fark's plane crash trifecta. Up CNN... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:56





US pondering move to cheaper Chinese-made condoms. Expect this to go over like a lead balloon [Asini Kansas City... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:54





You know times are tough when the burglars are even stealing your light bulbs [Interesting] Des Moines Register... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:53







Texas drought will lead to lots of Charlie Brown Christmas trees this year. Good grief [Sad] Statesman... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:52





Just in case this isn't clear, if you're going to cheat on your wife, try and wait until she Metro... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:51





Suicide bomber strikes Iraqi funeral. At least two dead [Scary] BBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:50





Drew talks about SXSW, Facebook's redesign and Fark's lack of "Twitter initiatives". (Drew)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:49





Mexico offers $2 million bounty for US/Mexican drug gang leaders. Reward can be claimed at Monterrey (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:48





Truck carrying bees + traffic accident = unlucky police respondents [Amusing] Dallas News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:47





The incident began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse, then it got weird Kansas.com... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:46





Salvadorian immigrant wins $26M in NY lottery after ignoring friends' advice to avoid the lotter AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:45





Photoshop theme: When economising goes too far [Photoshop] Fark... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:44





Two men charged with stealing baby formula. Police milk it for all it's worth [Silly] WJZ.com... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-24 00:00:43

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