DNA tests say Lincoln might have had cancer and died had Booth not gotten him first. So does this me (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-18 00:00:22





"It appears that many correct submissions were, again, aided by sleuths from the Fark Army (of w The Smoking Gun... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-18 00:00:20





Photoshop theme: Historical figures as rock stars [Photoshop] Fark... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:08





Flint upset that it's being compared to Ottawa [Ironic] (Ottawa Citizen)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:07





"Bo", the First Dog, gets a book deal. It is for $5M upfront, 11.5% of the hardcover sales, Sky News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:06





Bank robber tries to disguise himself by dressing as a woman, but his man hands gave him away. Not t (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:05





Nanny state to give 12-year-old girls breastfeeding lessons [Asinine] Daily Star... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:04





Turns out there is a tribe of atheists deep in the Amazonian jungle, where divorce is free, fat peop Seacoastonline.com... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:03





Elderly woman sees orange glow in bathroom, evacuates home and calls 911. The Sun is there [Dumbass] (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:02





New London cocktail bar pumps alchohol into the atmosphere, saving you the hassle of queuing at the Metro... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:01







Swedish woman charged for attempting to castrate her boyfriend with a stun gun. Thankfully he put up The Local (Sweden)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:01:00





Man bites off end of own penis. Police found him after receiving an anonymous tip [Sick] MSNBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:59





Government Minister believes that the best way to improve classroom behaviour is to introduce rowdy (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:58





Sheriff's Department cracking down on Sheriff's Department after alcohol-related arrests dou (dailynews.com)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:57





Man crashes through airport fence, heads for parked plane claiming he needed to "get to Israel&# (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:56





How do you get to Carnegie Hall? YouTube, YouTube, YouTube [Unlikely] New York Daily News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:55





Department of Justice is full of shenanigans about drug-related incarcerations, racial data is calcu (Some Frowning Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:54





Man jailed for 21 days after urinating on fellow passenger on airline flight. Guess he forgot the nu (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:53





Man at Panda Express eats shoots and leaves [Obvious] Chicago Sun-Times... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:52





Even if a man on the dance floor is using "gay tactics," don't release your "inner c Canada.com... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-17 00:00:51

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