Farmer cut off his own arm A US farmer whose hand became stuck in a combine harvester had to cut off his arm after the machine burst into flames... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:15





Gunmen ravage colony of rare fruit bats A protected colony of rare fruit bats in Cyprus has almost been wiped out by unidentified gunmen using them for target practice... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:14





Woman smuggles loaded gun into police hq Four city police officers were suspended without pay for allowing a homicide suspect to smuggle a loaded gun into police headquarters by hiding it inside her underwear... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:13





Bracelet found in chicken after 25 years More than two decades after Aaron Giles lost his identity bracelet, he's finding how it was discovered tough to swallow... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:12





Police: teen pulled heists, kept curfew A teenager says he held up a dozen businesses in part to get "gas money" but made sure the heists wouldn't make him miss curfew or church on Sundays with his mom... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:11





Wash. school calendar forgets christmas In a December newsletter to the families of elementary school students, Spokane Public Schools' list of "important dates" didn't include Christmas... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:10





You won't believe what befell this lady Cash fluttering in the breeze might have seemed like a gift from heaven, but anyone in this western Massachusetts town who grabbed some of it is being asked to please give it back... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:09





Reward for 'boid' with brooklyn accent The African gray parrot named Franklin disappeared from a pet boarding facility in Manhattan the day before Thanksgiving... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:08





Woman to decorate stump after tree axed Mary Moran figures she'll turn that 3-foot stump in her front yard into a Christmas statement of sorts... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:07





Cops break door, nab alleged pizza thief Police used a battering ram to break down an apartment door and arrest a woman they say grabbed food from a pizza delivery man but failed to pay him... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:06







Pomegranates to the rescue Pomegranate juice can give men a boost in the bedroom according to scientists... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:05





Phones help deliver baby A Russian woman gave birth by the light of dozens of mobile phones after a power cut plunged a town into darkness... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:04





Hate x-mas shopping? Save yourself some trouble this year... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:03





Retired assistant fire chief shows up for work naked A bad joke lands a former Johnson City, NY fire official in court... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:02





[Obvious] One in four children does not consider their father "a close family member" and Telegraph... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:01





[Dumbass] Today's "abscessed tooth requiring panty removal" brought to you by Shoreli Seattle Times... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:11:00





[Hero] Noise pollution vigilante protects NYC with arsenal of cardboard, glue and markers NYPost... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 02:10:59





[Interesting] Someone finally gets it. If you educate people and make their neighborhood livable, pe CNN... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 01:29:06





[Interesting] Chocolate, cold cuts and sex help improve brain function. Submitter shrugs and says &# Daily Mail... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 01:29:05





[Scary] New study finds that every commercial airplane pilot experiences “spatial disorientat News.com.au... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-03 00:29:06

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