[Ironic] Mayor Bloomberg: Crime in NYC is down to record lows.... Hey. Where's my Lexus? I park NYPost... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 10:58:31





[Hero] Five days before he died, a seven-year-old boy was made an honorary firefighter. Here's (Albany Times Union)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 10:58:30





[Sappy] You simply take my breath away. When we come together, my heart stops, and I feel like time Houston Chronicle... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 10:29:12





[Hero] Pearl Harbor vets honored 66 years after the Germans bombed them ... or something like that (Asbury Park Press)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 09:58:11





[Amusing] "Where millions of Jewish boys and girls, light candles, eat potato pancakes, get a g SuperDeluxe... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 09:29:16





[Asinine] The Nanny State has now deemed libraries to be a health and safety risk for children. At l Daily Mail... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 08:58:21





[Photoshop] Photoshop this fortress-dweller (Some Sofa Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 08:29:16





[Amusing] Seasonal article #217: Funniest gallery of terrified kids meeting Santa you'll see th Sun Sentinel... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 08:29:15





[Cool] Finally, a headline that will interest nearly every one of you farkers "NY to hold first Yahoo... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 07:58:05





[Florida] You've just robbed a bank. Do you A) try to run far, far away, B) hide until things h Herald Tribune (SW Florida)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 05:58:05







[Amusing] Toyota unveils violin-playing robot; plays a pretty solid "Pomp and Circumstance" AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 05:29:10





[Obvious] Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez informs the planet that he will step down in 2013. Becaus BBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 05:29:09





[Dumbass] Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Pl- HEY, STOP THAT PLOWJACKER Boston Globe... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 04:58:12





[Dumbass] Substitute teacher brings cell phone porn to Show & Tell KJRH... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 04:29:16





[Dumbass] Man posing as priest trying to charge groceries to church account nearly succeeds...until Yahoo... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 03:58:06





[Dumbass] Hams for Hanukkah = Advertising Fail Yahoo... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 02:58:06





Beijing co-opts cabbies into war on drugs Beijing has called on its army of taxi-drivers to act as paid informers in the fight to create a "drug-free" environment ahead of next year's Olympic Games... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 02:29:21





Firm told to pay $65 mln for ruining plane A Chinese state-run company has been ordered to pay a record $65 million in compensation, plus interest, for destroying a Malaysia Airlines plane with falsely declared cargo of caustic chemicals... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 02:29:20





Amazonian dolphins say it with weeds A man may bring flowers to impress women, but male Amazon river dolphins carry weeds to win over the opposite sex... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 02:29:19





Thief uses flower pot to steal porsche A thief in Germany used a flower pot to steal a 150,000 euro $221,000 Porsche... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-07 02:29:18

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