Cops: substitute drunk while teaching 4th graders A Manalapan substitute teacher was taught a valuable lesson after she was found drinking and intoxicated while teaching fourth grade students... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 02:29:12





Here honey, merry christmas!!! Stumped about what to give that special someone this Christmas? How about some rhino poop? The International Rhino Foundation is auctioning separately on eBay four pieces of dung from the endangered species and will use the proceeds to fund conservation efforts... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 02:29:11





Feeling guilty over climate change? call the solar taxi Delegates at a key climate change summit feeling guilty about exhaust-spewing taxis have another solution -- call a solar taxi that has travelled over land to Asia all the way from Switzerland... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 02:29:10





Wis. drivers line up for gas at 33 cents Dozens of drivers made a mad rush for cheap gas after a station employee accidentally changed the price to 33 cents a gallon... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 02:29:09





The first noel the police did arrest A Salvation Army bell ringer sang "The First Noel" while shoplifting Christmas ornaments on his break, police said... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 02:29:08





Woman jailed for fraud over 'spell' An elderly woman was convicted of fraud Thursday after a Nicosia court ruled she took cash from a man to lift a "deadly spell," using an egg, His briefs and a urine sample... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 02:29:07





Dubya cyber twits A boneheaded prank backfired on a pair of teenage cyberspace cadets who sent President Bush a death threat from a classmate's computer at an Upper West Side high school... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 02:29:06





[Hero] 'Alcohol' is a new tab at Scotsman.com Scotsman... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 01:58:27





[Obvious] Atlanta school board votes unanimously to ban students from wearing sagging pants that exp Fox News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 00:29:07





[Cool] U.S. Naval Academy fights booze with booze to show recruits how much fun alcohol can be. Or s Guardian... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-11 00:29:06







[Amusing] City councilman, Elvis impersonator to have "Blue Christmas" and a series of bad (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 22:58:51





[Photoshop] Photoshop this little cowboy (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 22:58:50





[Followup] Security guard in Colorado who took down gunman was protected by God, hot Denver Channel... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 22:29:46





[Amusing] Giant spider attacks space shuttle (with pic goodness) Local6... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 22:29:45





[Asinine] Vanity license plate BMB LJB denied due to interpretation that BMB = "Bite my butt&#x (AM 640 Toronto)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 21:29:05





[Unlikely] Parents say failing to search every student's lunch for eggs and peanuts is a violat CTV... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 19:29:07





[Amusing] Home sales drop almost 20 percent from last year. Guess the spintastic headline Forbes... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 19:29:06





[Asinine] Woman is gang-raped in Iraq. Her employer, Halliburton, responds by imprisoning her for 24 ABC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 19:29:05





[Obvious] Rich Eisen highlight narration Sunday: "Ben Roethlisberger dumps one to Najeh Davenpo Sports by Brooks... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 17:58:13





[Followup] Tearful granny says she forgot she had a loaded gun on her trip to Disney (with exclusive WFTV... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2007-12-10 17:31:42

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