[Sappy] You say you've got infected spunk/Don't forget to wrap your junk/Don't worry, The Tennessean... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:58:09





[Florida] Three teens try to stuff twenty-six bottles of cough suppressant down their pants at Wal-M (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:58:08





Adult dating community focused on sexual discovery The hottest adult dating community online featuring erotic personals... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:20





Would you like gas for a year free? Would you like a free $500 gas card to your favorite gas station?Mon, 7 Jan 2008 00:00:05... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:19





Couple hits bigger lottery than thought A lucky couple expecting to cash in their winning Michigan Lottery ticket became a bit peeved when a store clerk turned down their request... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:18





Oklahoma city mayor puts city on a diet With a button-popping spread of cornbread, sausage and gravy, chicken fried steak and pecan pie designated as Oklahoma's official state meal, it's no surprise that Oklahoma City's mayor wants to put the city on a diet... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:17





Snacking on a wing and a prayer A Chicago tavern said on Thursday it will begin selling chicken wings coated in one of the world's hottest peppers -- a dish so hot that patrons first have to sign a waiver agreeing not to sue for injuries... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:16





Armed store customer foils armed holdup A customer at a grocery store stopped an armed robbery by pulling his own gun and holding the suspect at gunpoint until police arrived... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:15





Woman's lost pug given as christmas gift The holidays were sad enough for Kim Velevis and her husband after their lovable pug "Scooter" dug its way out of the backyard and disappeared on Christmas Eve... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:14





Japan's elderly inmates to get barrier-free jails Faced with a prison population ageing as rapidly as the rest of the country, Japan is to build new jails with disabled access, including elevators, slopes for wheelchairs and grab-bars in toilets and baths... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:13







Russians rescued after missing for 3 months Russian rescuers on Friday saved 11 people stranded for nearly three months in a remote area of the Pacific coast after a fishing trip went wrong... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:12





Man using gps drives in front of train A Global Positioning System can tell a driver a lot of things - but apparently not when a train is coming... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:11





Teens charged with microwaving cat to death Four teenagers from the Edmonton area have been charged with breaking into a house and killing a cat in a microwave... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:10





No girlfriend? You've got to check this out!Mon, 7 Jan 2008 00:00:59 EST... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:09





Cheap and simple ways to ward off burglars The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:08





[Spiffy] "One sales assistant even showed her breasts to make a sale" - That, my friends, London Times... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 02:29:06





[Scary] "Fog wall" across Wisconsin interstate causes massive pile-up. 50+ people injured, AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 01:29:05





[Obvious] Inmate sues jail for being too easy to escape from, after receiving "serious injury&# My Fox Colorado... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 00:58:06





[Sad] The perils of long lead times, as illustrated by Sunday's issue of Parade magazine Reason Magazine... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 00:58:04





[Obvious] "There must be hordes of Glasgow female pensioners who used to be gang members, sitti Scotsman... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-07 00:29:04

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