[Dumbass] 18 year old: "They gave me a DWR — driving while Republican." And just when Yahoo... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 05:29:05





[Florida] Woman is shocked, SHOCKED to learn that putting a gasoline can on a lit stove may burn you (Metro.co.uk)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 04:58:22





[Strange] Restaurant customer returns £18k bottle of wine when he notices it is fake, has to in Telegraph... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 03:58:06





[Obvious] Pentagon says that war strains the military's capabilities. In other news, the sky is MSNBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 03:58:05





[Sick] We've secretly placed this woman's miscarried fetus in with her personal belongings, News.com.au... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 03:29:04





[Florida] Old and busted: road rage. New hotness: drive-thru rage (w/mugshot) WWSB ABC 7... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:58:07





City boasts less spitting, better queuing Less spitting, better queuing and cleaner streets show Beijing has become more "civilized," but the city still has to fine-tune its etiquette to attain Olympic standards... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:21





Keep tortoises in the fridge for winter Warm winters may be rousing hibernating pet tortoises early and endangering their lives but there is a solution, experts say -- keep them through the winter in the fridge... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:20





Couple with decapitated ram get no help A St. Clair County couple is having a hard time getting rid of a decapitated sheep from their proper... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:19





You can judge a crook by paper's cover A man identified in a front-page newspaper photo has been sentenced for what he was doing when another photograph - shown on the same front page - was taken... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:18







Photos of hot singles in your area Tons of successful matches!Sat, 9 Feb 2008 00:00:30 EST... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:17





Police in wash. take on scalp mystery The discovery of an apparent piece of human scalp has puzzled police knocking on doors to try to determine the source... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:16





Oh, come on. show me that handsome mug Police said a York County bank robbery suspect was undone by being too willing to follow instructions... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:15





Beer gets seatbelt. child doesn't Police have arrested a motorist they say had a 24-pack of beer strapped in with a seat belt but had a 16-month-old girl unrestrained in the back seat with the toddler's mother... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:14





Rescuers free boy stuck in washer Talk about an oversized load: A 4-year-old boy got stuck when he climbed into his family's top-loading washing machine, and firefighters had to use a metal cutter to slice into the appliance to get him out... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:13





Man returns from the dead, suspected of fraud A Hungarian man who was reported dead by his wife in 2001 has been detained in the Czech Republic and is suspected of fraud... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:12





Train stunt kills engineer A Romanian train driver leapt aboard a runaway engine to stop it after having left the brake off in a station but was killed when the stunt backfired... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:11





Man charged in break-in, counterfeiting A man was arrested for allegedly breaking into a home and trying to use the computer there to make counterfeit money... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:10





Police video 'captures' naughty cops Investigators have decided not to pursue criminal charges against Elkhart police employees involved in the photographing of a woman who climbed on a police station information desk and posed provocatively... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:09





How to download 10 new hot ringtones for any cell phone Very easy way to download 10 Favorite Complimentary Ringtones for Your mobile phone... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-02-09 02:29:08

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