As a former Chicago resident, when President Obama wants to order great deep-dish pizza, he gets it AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:47





Woman wins $25,000 for correctly guessing that jar contained 7,954 jellybeans, says the money will h AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:46





Strip club employee demonstrates her talent during arrest [Dumbass] Des Moines Register... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:45





For only $90 you too can learn to drive the Zamboni [Cool] Washington Post... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:44





Having solved all the crimes in Chicago, Police will now go after the scourge or drivers who don' AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:43





Photoshop this snoring sleeper [Photoshop] Flickr... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:42





We've all met people, mostly women, who say they can just inhale chocolate. Well, now they reall Telegraph... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:41





Nanny State to tag all cops with GPS, so crooks know exactly where they... er, I mean "To improv Telegraph... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:40





News media confirm they have surrounded Captain Phillip's house and are holding his wife hostage Fox News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:39





Podiatrists warn that wearing UGG boots can have serious repercussions including long-term foot pain ABC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:38







Man trying to claim disability payments because he claims a car accident left him "too fatigued UPI... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:37





Today's campus shooting brought to you by Henry Ford Community College [Scary] CNN... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:36





Man calls 911 to complain his kids won't listen to him. Time for a Tasing [Florida] NW Florida Daily News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:34





Vince took some time off of beating hookers to make a Sham Wow commercial in Spanish. Los alemanes h The Consumerist... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:33





Indian woman eats 51 ghost chilis in two minutes. Says that eating the world's hottest chili is BBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:32





Pitbull stops human attack [Ironic] (mlive.com)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:31





This week's mugshots include a familiar face and a mass of grey goo about to assimilate the came The Smoking Gun... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:30





Photoshop Theme: Applying lessons we've learned from the movies [Photoshop] Fark... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:29





32 tons of bait fish stolen in New Jersey. Local police trying to follow the smell of rotten fish en UPI... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:28





If you know anything about a capsule containing Smurf dolls, a Rubik's Cube and baseball cards, SFGate... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-04-11 00:00:27

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