Ukrainian man arrested for trying to smuggle 120 tortoises into Poland by taping them together and s Fox News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-03 00:00:24





Student smokes a joint while reading a pro-marijuana essay to his class. Mr. Hand not impressed [Amu (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-03 00:00:23





News: Teen given citation for "imprudent speed" after crashing dad's Audi. Fark: Same te (madison.com)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-03 00:00:22





Good: Boston P.D. gets 200 M-16 rifles free from the miltary. Stupid: Boston mayor calls semi-auto r (officer.com)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-03 00:00:21





Man attempts to rob Subway sandwich shop with three-inch knife, forgetting every employee in Subway (Daily Camera)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-03 00:00:20





Hey, I have an idea, let's stand up on this double decker bus to Lake Shelbyville [Fail] (Some Darwin Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:08





3 out of 30 Memphis Burger Kings agree that global warming is a bunch of hot air [Dumbass] The Consumerist... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:07





Frost advisory in effect for much of New York state. In related news, Al Gore seen pounding his head (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:06





FBI reports that all crime statistics are down for the second year in a row. At this rate, the US wi (Some G Man)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:05





Man busted for DUI slips out of his handcuffs, pees in the police van, bites an officer on the thumb Des Moines Register... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:04







In this quarter's Annals of Obvious Research, Harvard found drunk teenagers are having more sex (Some Girl)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:03





The biggest Redneck in the Senate says he doesn't think Sotomayor is a racist and wishes his fel Yahoo... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:02





Election of Obama could pave the way for the first black pope and send a message to the world that t London Times... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:01





If you're a state death investigator, don't try to tell the cops that you're also a cop Des Moines Register... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:01:00





If you're drunk enough to attack your cab driver, you're probably also too drunk to drive th Canada.com... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:00:59





Make a news story from the following phrases: "hairy alpacas", "Mrs Shrimpton", " BBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:00:58





The most underreported news story of the year? The media's infatuation with Obama: "The pres Washington Post... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:00:57





Sponsored by BEEF [Amusing] Homestar Runner... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:00:56





New KY police plan to build community relations: wild game hunts and neighborhood BBQ [Stupid] (sh1595)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:00:55





High school student masters the art of puppet-making, ensuring that his puppets will be the only thi (Gwinnett Daily Post)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-06-02 00:00:54

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