Pig fetuses impaled on car antennas Several members of a high school swim team were suspended after they impaled 15 car antennas with fetal pigs and smeared crawfish on hoods and windshields in their rival school's parking lot... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:42





Peta requests vegetarian diet in jail for cannibalism suspect Eriff's officials were astounded Thursday by a letter requesting the man accused of murdering His girlfriend and possibly participating in cannibalism be placed on a vegetarian diet to keep him from being "involved in any senseless killing" while incarcerated... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:41





Fed ex worker charged with taking laptops During an internal Fed Ex audit of non-delivered packages, company officials learned that Wu stole at least nine customer packages by sending them to His home address from Nov... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:40





Politician says new spanish anthem lyrics "stink" New lyrics proposed for Spain's national anthem "stink" according to a prominent politician, and the country's athletes may have to keep singing "la la la" for a while longer in the winner's circle... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:39





Whitehorse man wins breathalyzer challenge, claiming too 'cheap' to be impaired A Whitehorse man has won a court challenge of His breathalyzer test, after telling a judge he is too "cheap" to buy enough drinks to be impaired... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:38





Man shocked on top of metro-north train Metro-North Railroad representatives say a man riding on top of a train has been badly burned by a potent shock from its power lines... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:37





Minn. man finds his awol wallaby Dave Carlson says the police in this north-metro suburb thought he was joking when he called to report that his wallaby went AWOL... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:36





Study: too much perfume could signal depression If you're one those ladies who likes to layer on the perfume, a new study says it could be a sign of depression... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:35





Nj man finds pearl in his oysters Two weeks after a Florida man found a rare pearl in his seafood, it's happened again - this time to a New Jersey man who was eating fried oysters... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:34





News of the weird The Utah prisoner who needs a Thor's Hammer, a Mead Horn, a boar-skin drum and a rune staff for eternal salvation... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:33







Disabled but dog-gone cute: 'wheelie pups' You're about to meet three adorable puppies … with a disability... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:32





"who are you?" -blair's first text message It's not often that former prime minister Tony Blair is not recognised... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:31





Scouting for spin doctors, skateboarders and parascenders Britain's Scout Association on Saturday unveiled 40 new badges that boys and girls can earn, but the tasks are a far cry from those when the movement was set up 100 years ago... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:30





[Spiffy] Bisexuality isn't just a phase. Dear diary, JACKPOT USA Today... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 06:58:28





[Photoshop] Photoshop these archers (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 05:58:11





[Florida] You don’t want to get caught for running a stop sign do you A) shut off your headli WWSB ABC 7... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 05:29:37





[Amusing] Not news: Wrestling team develops a rash. News: Assistant principal performs diagnosis, de (Merced Sun-Star)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 04:58:08





[Florida] School softball coach directs students to Myspace for further instructions. Where you coul (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 03:58:05





[Hero] Pizza man, pizza man, pizza man hates robber man. They have a fight, pizza wins, pizza man (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 03:29:04





[Dumbass] British schoolteacher suspended when her students spot her in a raunchy ad, simulating sex London Times... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-17 02:58:05

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