[Obvious] The good news: "You are now American citizens, with all rights and responsibilities.& (kfor.com)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 04:58:06





[Dumbass] If you have a "history of conflict" with the police, you should probably leave t (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 04:58:05





[Interesting] Scotland can no longer stomach U.S. ban on haggis. Your dog wants heart, liver and lun Scotsman... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 03:29:06





[Florida] Citrus Hall of Fame to induct trio. In other news, there's a Citrus Hall of Fame Orlando Sentinel... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 03:29:05





[Unlikely] Strange: unknowingly fathering a child, and then hiring her as a maid 40 years later. Wha (Some old guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:58:05





[Dumbass] When faking your death to get out of speeding ticket, it might not be a good idea to bring UPI... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:58:04





Man using torch sets his house on fire A man using a propane torch to thaw a frozen water pipe inadvertently set fire to his house Monday... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:18





Grandma arrested at mcdonald's drive-thru for not pulling car forward A 75-year-old woman was arrested at a Clearwater McDonald's drive-thru, because police say she wouldn't pull her car forward... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:17





Beam me up, charlie! Prince Charles delivered a speech on the environment to the world's leaders as a hologram before vanishing into thin air... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:16





Maine woman, 87, gets a sweet response When Elizabeth Emerson confessed to a newspaper that her only real indulgence has been an occasional chocolate bar during her 87 years, she wasn't prepared for the sweet response that followed... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:15







In box dollars... wtf! Yes you can get paid from reading your email, taking short online surveys, and more!Wed, ... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:14





'theft-proof' police car stolen A high tech, theft-proof Â75,000 police car was stolen in Berlin - after officers left it unlocked with the key in the ignition... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:13





Britain's oldest fridge? A County Durham farmer's wife reckons she has Britain's oldest fridge - a 77-year-old Electrolux... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:12





thai cabin crews up in the air over saucy soap opera Thai flight attendants on Monday lodged a formal complaint against a TV company for airing a salacious soap opera portraying female cabin crew fighting for the affections of a pilot... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:11





So nobody is watching the movie anymore? Two in three Australian travelers are either members of the notorious Mile High Club or would like to be a member... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:10





The price of a smile A top TV journalist in Croatia handed in a large expenses claim - a bill for Â26,000 for dental treatment to keep His viewer-winning smile... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:09





Brevard county deputies find 3 lbs. of marijuana in fedex shipment Brevard County sheriff's deputies are trying to track down the person who tried to mail marijuana through FedEx... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:08





Woman searching for father discovers ... it's her boss A Vietnamese woman searching for her father worked at his home in Taiwan for seven months without realising who he was before the relationship came to light... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:07





Sweden to study belching cows A Swedish university has received $590,000 in research funds to measure the greenhouse gases released when cows belch... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:06





Geo metro can't outrun sheriff's cruisers The Dona Ana Sheriff's Department said a 1992 GEO Metro was no match for its sheriff's cruisers... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2008-01-23 02:29:05

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