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Jokes > Top rated jokes : total 3549. Page : 147.
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| Everyone has a photographic memory... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 3.76, 136 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Q: What`s the difference between light and hard?A: You can sleep with a light on... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 3.73, 42 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| The last used car salesman I dealt with was a little aggressive... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 3.73, 15 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent... |
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Category : Religious jokes.
Rating : 3.73, 23 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 3.72, 39 votes.
Reviews : 9
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| ???Hi, police department? I??™ve lost my cat and ??¦???Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy??¦???But you don??™t understand??¦ this is a very intelligent cat... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 3.72, 14 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| What do you call mexicans falling out of a plane?Air polution... |
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Category : Ethnic jokes.
Rating : 3.71, 167 votes.
Reviews : 10
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| One day,a girl name Sally went to go check her makeup... |
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Category : Blonde jokes.
Rating : 3.72, 128 votes.
Reviews : 3
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| There are two sperm and they're swimming and swimming and swimming for what seems like forever... |
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Category : Adult jokes.
Rating : 3.71, 7 votes.
Reviews : 0
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If horse racing is the sport of Kings,
drag racing is the sport of queens... |
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Category : Gay jokes.
Rating : 3.71, 301 votes.
Reviews : 1
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| Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to a sex therapist who promised to only take their case if he knew he co... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 3.71, 7 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 3.71, 7 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You`re lucky that you don`t have to put up with men having sex with you... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 3.71, 7 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| yo mamas so stupid when she put a bateri up her ass she said,"I got the power!"... |
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Category : Yo mama jokes.
Rating : 3.71, 21 votes.
Reviews : 8
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| Q: Why did the condom cross the road?A: Because he was pissed off!Submitted by CalamjoEd... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 3.69, 13 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Do you know what you call a hundred rabbits walking backwards?A receding hare line... |
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Category : Jokers.
Rating : 3.69, 29 votes.
Reviews : 3
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| NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team`s performance... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 3.69, 27 votes.
Reviews : 15
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| A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 3.69, 42 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Definition: "making love"What a woman does to a man while he's f***ing her... |
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Category : Adult jokes.
Rating : 3.71, 213 votes.
Reviews : 1
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| What do you call a cat who`s swallowed a duck? A duck-filled fatty puss! Submitted by Calamj... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 3.68, 28 votes.
Reviews : 38
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