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| The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes... |
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| Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.... |
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| When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen... |
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| We can always tell when you are lying... |
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| Your conversation is like the waves of the sea... |
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| People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of... |
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| Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I`ll arrange it with the undertaker... |
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| I don`t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement... |
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| I`m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible... |
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| I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you... |
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| I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice... |
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| When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening... |
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| I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo... |
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| The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds... |
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| Ordinarily people live and learn... |
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| People say that you are the perfect idiot... |
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| Nobody says that you are dumb... |
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| I don`t think you are a fool... |
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| Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that`s the best friend you can get... |
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| If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn`t be murder; it would be genocide!... |
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