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| The biggest no-talent I ever worked with... |
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| He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat... |
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| If people don`t sit at Chaplin`s feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting... |
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| Now she`s at rest and so am I... |
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| Here lies my wife: here let her lie !... |
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| Actually, I never liked Dylan`s kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear... |
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| I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along... |
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| I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me... |
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| Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?... |
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| He was happily married - but his wife wasn`t... |
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| I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure... |
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| I hear the only place you`re ever invited is outside... |
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| You`re a habit I`d like to kick; with both feet... |
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| You were the answer to a prayer... |
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| Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being... |
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| No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be... |
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| You were born because your mother didn`t believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide... |
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| I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in... |
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| I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much... |
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| Ever since I saw you in your family tree I`ve wanted to cut it down... |
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