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You`re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I`d shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!... |
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You`re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!... |
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You`re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!... |
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You`re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they`d say "Sorry, no professionals!"... |
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You`re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they`d arrest you for mooning!... |
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You`re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!... |
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You`re so ugly you`d make a train take a dirt road!... |
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She was so ugly... they used to push Her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits... |
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Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice... |
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Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu... |
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Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut... |
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Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W`s... |
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You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs... |
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You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill... |
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You`re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!... |
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You`re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!... |
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You`re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!... |
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You`re so dumb you think socialism means partying!... |
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I`ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!... |
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I`ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!... |
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