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Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
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You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!... |
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You have an inferiority complex -- and it`s fully justified... |
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I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?... |
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Why don`t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?... |
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Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly... |
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People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears... |
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Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn`t... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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Keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested.... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
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Believe me, I don`t want to make a monkey out of you... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 7.00, 1 votes.
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You make me believe in reincarnation... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 6.00, 2 votes.
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When you die, I`d like to go to your funeral, but I`ll probably have to go to work that day... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
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In the next life, you`ll blaze a way for us... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can`t count that high... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 3.00, 1 votes.
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 3.00, 1 votes.
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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 3.00, 1 votes.
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I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 8.00, 1 votes.
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I don`t mind that you are talking so long as you don`t mind that I`m not listening... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
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