|
|
Jokes : total 15192. Page : 607.
|
|
|
|
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 3.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 6.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
I never forget a face, but in your case I`ll make an exception... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 8.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
You`d make a lovely corpse!... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 4.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
If you can`t live without me, why aren`t you dead already?... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
I would not allow this student to breed... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
When your daughter`s IQ reaches 50, she should sell... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn`t coming... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
If this student were any more stupid, he`d have to be watered twice a week... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
It`s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Who wears your CLEAN clothes?... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Who wears your GOOD clothes?... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go ... |
»
Category : Insults.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
pages : [<<] ... 600 601 602 603 604 605 606 607 608 609 610 611 612 613 614 ... [>>]
More : Popular funny jokes |
Most reviewed funny jokes |
Top Rated funny jokes
| |
|
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|