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I heard that you changed your mind... |
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I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college... |
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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn`t have given you worse advice... |
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Sure, I`d love to help you out... |
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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?... |
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I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job... |
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You got a face only a mother could love... |
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You`ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face... |
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If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn`t say Hi to folk, I`d say BOO!... |
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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade... |
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He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe... |
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You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control... |
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I`d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can`t count that high... |
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All day I thought of you... |
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You`re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder... |
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Folk clap when they see you... |
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people... |
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