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All day I thought of you... |
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You`re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder... |
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Folk clap when they see you... |
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people... |
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Shouldn`t you have a license for being that ugly?... |
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Save your breath...You`ll need it to blow up your date.... |
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You`re red shirt goes well with your eyes... |
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I`ve seen more life in a down and out`s vest... |
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Hi there, I`m a human being! What are you?... |
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Sure, I`ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... |
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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic... |
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You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change... |
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You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter... |
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I hear you are an officer... |
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The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?... |
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I`d like to break the monotony; where`s your weakest point?... |
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Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?... |
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We think of you when we are lonely... |
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I hear you were born on a farm... |
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